If your underwear could speak, what would they say?

Question

If your underwear could speak, what would they say?

Answer 1

get your *** off my face.

Answer 2

It would tell me to stop farting.

Answer 3

it smells good in here!

Answer 4

It probally tell you to wipe your ***

Answer 5

wash me

Answer 6

Me likee what I see...

Answer 7

As I was about to answer this funny question, I glanced to the right of the page and when I read this--Tip: Be as specific and detailed as you can. Use any personal experience or knowledge you might have.

I just can't answer this now hahahahahaha

Answer 8

I have ones that say "i'm the new sheriff in town!" there pretty awesome.

Answer 9

pheeeeeeew!

Answer 10

well hello there

Answer 11

dam that thing is big!

Answer 12

"Please! I can't take much more of this!"

Answer 13

These panties are too small for you...always were, always will be, go buy some that fit !!

Answer 14

I have lung cancer

Answer 15

please wash me!!

Answer 16

Please!!! Somebody kill me!!!! Kill me now!!!!

Answer 17

i wood get rid of it bcoz i dunt wnt a livend theeng down ther

Answer 18

Hello?  I am underwear, not a piece of cloth, I don't belong to the floor.

Answer 19

" Tastes like chicken"????

Answer 20

"Loose weight, lard a$$! lay off the twinkies!!"

Answer 21

HELP!

Answer 22

"ARGHHHH!!!!" "wash ur frickin privates sicko!!!" lol.. nah.. it'd say..

"ewwwww...... stanky!" lol

Answer 23

bummer!

Answer 24

Wear me.

Answer 25

u r so ***

Answer 26

Hello... Have Fun :)

Answer 27

Get that thing out of my face.

Answer 28

DON'T DO IT!!

Answer 29

give me a spank!

Answer 30

you are fresh

Answer 31

mmmmmmmmmmmm slurp