Ijaz Butt to star in a TV show, ‘Are you smarter than Ijaz Butt!’
Mr. Ijaz Butt is a s**y seductress in a sanguine world of allegations, accusations and plotting. While the poor Pakistan cricket fans have had much to cry about in the last few years or so, the one man who could prove to be krypton for the Pakistan Cricket
Board is none other than the s**y seductress of Pakistan cricket, I-jazz. PCB is going through hard times, and in those hard times we at bettor.com are trying to make the consistent Butt slaps a little less painful. We love Ijaz and today, we would like to
give a few suggestions on how he could prove to be the 72-year-old Hannah Montana that http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Pakistan-c755 cricket never had.
Are you smarter than Ijaz Butt?
Allegations, accusations, gossip, spot-fixing, http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Mazhar-c75448 Majeed, evil nexus of bookies and much more will be thrown at the participants of the show. Their answers will then be tallied to the answers of Ijaz Butt and if the answers match, the winner will get
an Ijaz ‘Butt’ plug, a great device to help diarrhoea stricken patients and truly a great collector’s item. It will be signed by the great Ijaz Butt himself.
Butt unplugged
This would be a great show featuring Ijaz Butt with his favourite musicians such as Justin Bieber, p***y cat dolls, Hannah Montana and many others. Ijaz Butt will rap with these stars, and talk about the conspiracy of the international world to defraud him.
When asked to give some insight about the show, Mr. Butt was quick to add, “We will, we will, Rock you!!”
So you think Butt can dance?
For all those critics of Mr. Ijaz Butt, behold. The ultimate show awaits you. Every week, Mr. Butt will invite challengers and will have a dance off against them. Some of his moves have made it to the trailer of this show, and some say that his moonwalk
made Michael Jackson whimper in his grave. Not to mention his belly dance that has made Shakira announce retirement. His flexible curves are breathtaking and his booty shaking is gravity defying.
All that I-Jazz
All that I-Jazz takes you into the crib of Mr. Ijaz Butt and his sweet rides. He rides Younis Khan and in the past rode the complete Sri Lankan cricket team as well. Amongst his other rides includes the duck billed platypus, the ant eater and the sloth that
has an acceleration of 1 mile in 48 hours. Mr Ijaz was quick to note, that for him that provides a huge adrenalin rush. He also has a pool in his basement and a Jacuzzi which results in him getting all lathered up as he washes his rides.
Press Butt (no pun intended)
Mr. Ijaz Butt seems to love the camera and the camera loves him. The public loves him too and therefore a sincere piece of advice to the PCB - they should open up all his press appearances to public for Rs. 20 each and 30 for couples. They can also have
stalls selling, the Ijaz ‘Butt’ plug and latex Ijaz Butt swimsuits.
Aunty Agony Butt
“Dear Aunty Butt, my boyfriend is such a prick. He has cheated on me several times but I still love him because he looks just like Damon Salvatore. He also called me fat once. What should I do?” - Heartbroken girl.
Aunty writes, “Your boyfriend is out there to get you, just like the ICC is out there to get me. This is all a huge conspiracy against fat people. So what if we are fat? Fat people have feelings too. Next time he calls you fat, you tell him, “YOUR MOM IS
FAT!” For longer lasting effects, spit on him too. But do not apologize later. It is embarrassing.”
So while Mr. http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Ijaz-Butt-c64128 might have broken a lot of hearts, he surely did strike a chord when he said that Viagra, Paris Hilton and W.G. Grace are all out there to eat the PCB. His fans love him for putting his life on the line, and unleashing his wrath when
he flashed them away with his magnificent belly.
(The writer uses humour and couples it with fiction to share his grievances)
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