Im 14 years old and i have some problems?

Question

ok who ever can give me the right answer i will really appreciate it ok first of all im a boy ok 1.i have a long neck and wide shoulders how can i make my neck shorter and my shoulders not wide 2.my hair is not soft and short is there i can make it soft and smooth 3.when i was 12 i had white skin now im 14 and i have dark skin how can i make my skin whit 4.my face looks really serious i want to try to make myself look funny like spongebob but it doesnt work 5.i look older than im people think im 16 or 17 when they see me its fun at first but then its not cool anymore so can i look my age 6.im kind of tall like 6.0 so is there a way i can be 5.4 or look short and 7.im big like there is people my height but i feel like im bigger than them and 8.i look like a bad gangster i want to look like a smart guy becouse people think im stupid

Answer 1

HAHAHAHA!!!! lmao!!!  lol sorry i just really had to get that out.. ummm.. i hope you aren't serious about this question.. lol and if you are.. well sorry for laughing at you..  Just be happy with who you are, no one likes people who aren't confident.  lol and um.. to look like spongebob.. paint your body yellow, wear a pair of brown dress pants, a white dress shirt and a red tie.. oh and put on a super big smile and talk weird..  

Answer 2

Start by painting yourself yellow.

Answer 3

Let your persionality show. maby try to be funny in the mirror, i know it sounds stupid, but it might help. dont be so self concious. you sound fine to me.

Answer 4

ok...um.....maybe just be happy with who you are

Answer 5

One thing is for sure...you do have some problems.

And who in their right mind wants to look like sponge bob???

Answer 6

u can try changing the way u dress and there are lots of ahir products to mak eur hair smooth..raw eggs work good...

Answer 7

Reading the first few 'problems" i thought u were serious. then i got to number 4 and i said to myself "hey....spongebob?"

Answer 8

WOW! your realy unhappy with yourself huh?first of all i think its the age you are, when i was 14 i hated everything about my apperance too. but lets see if i can help at all...#1 and #6 although you dont feel like it now, being tall with a long neck and broud sholders is a good thing for a guy, by the time you are 16 you will be glad of it and so will the ladys. trust me its a good thing,attractive. the hair thing, unless your hair is long theres not much that you can do to make it smooth. if its long you can use a flt iron or straghtning iron on it but since its short just get a some gel and wear it messy instead of sleek. thats in style too.(and im a hairstylist so i should know) and dark skin is much more attractive than light skin. you sound like quite a hansome guy. and no you dont want to look like sponge bob and who cares if people think your stupid just because of your apperance, if you look like a gangster its probably because you dress like one so just change your style of clothing and try to be more smiley and cheerful and freindly i guess. cheer up you sound cute, dont be so hard on yourself.

Answer 9

i would have to say the best thing you can do it  turn preppy! start wearing collared shirts-that will make you look smart. for looking shorter i would pick shoes that have hardly any heal to them. To get your skin whiter-dont tan a lot wear a hat. For your hair get a haircut and im pretty sure theres a shampoo that makes your hair smooth and soft. Keep your sholders wide it makes you look more muscular. For your neck-i guess just pop the collar on your collared shirt. And the most important thing smile! that always makes you look younger!

Answer 10

k firstly you need to find someone to dress you properly there are certain types of shirts that can make a big tall guy look more broad, and as for the hair try seeing a sylist and ask them tips on styling, care and maintenance. As for your face and looking your age, just be happy with you, its hard I know, I would love to look like Jenifer aniston but I know I have to still emerge from the house as Amanda, Its just something I come to terms with.

So like, get some smart fashionable clothes (ones that actually flow with your body, not just sit on your body) and see a sylist, Try joining the basketball or volleyball team at school, tall guys always do good in those sports.  

Answer 11

are you g*y because you seriously care about your looks :)

1. have 2 fat guys squish you til your the compact size you want

2. buy some hydrating like head and shoulders for women you homo

3. maybe you went out into the sun and got a tan idiot?

4. get a shrink

5. be cool and chill

6. girls like talls guys...but i guess since your a f*g that doesnt matter and your homie gee would like you to be short...dump him.

7. deal with it be a swimmer.

8. get some rectangular glasses.

this will def. solve all your issues....seriously this is dr.phil

Answer 12

You want to look like a smart guy because people think your stupid.

I can see why.

You want to look like sponge bob??

Answer 13

umm  

the  hair thing wash it with conditioner??

loosen up alil

if u wat tobe shorter astand in front of the microwave??

dress more appropiatly i guess??