Im currently on a train (its 3.40am) do you think an ticket inspector will come?

Question

This is the firs time ive never not paid a fare, just i thought £14 for a useless ticket,

Do you think an expector will come?

Answer 1

Go to sleep or go sit in the restroom. If the inspector catches you, just pay the fee... no biggie.

Answer 2

Train tickets suck. It's like the lottery. In fact, I don't know why people who are against gambling travel on trains. You buy your ticket then when no one checks it you think "well that was a waste of a few quid". Then when you don't buy a ticket and some ****** checks it you waste another few quid because of the fine. It's just like gambling. :-)

Answer 3

There's always an inspector on the Gatwick express!

But that doesn't take an hour?

What train are you on?

Answer 4

maybe or maybe not.  you'll be expected at some point.  just pay the fourteen when he comes.  you really should just buy a ticket though.

Answer 5

$14 pound ? , even if it is an Hour Journey , wow that

is so expensive......you should keep this type of info.

to yourself .

i wonder how you went ? .......here they take it in terns to

hop on a certain line and single that out for a few weeks.

I personaly, accidentaly went out with my daughter in her

car ....whereby im used to taking the train and purchasing

an all day ticket, so that after work i don't have to bother to

buy one again as it covers me all day.

having been used to doing this, it was mothers day and we

caught up before i had to work night shift, she dropped me

of and after work i thought nothing of it, just hopped on train

like i usually do, then realised i didn't purchase a ticket like

usual.....because today i got a lift in.......Well along came the

guards and didn't give a S---t even took their ID numbers, wrote a letter , these people have seen me for years with a

ticket.....were quite happy to vouch for me and give me their numbers  ( the guards on / the following day) as the ones who charged me were rookies (just my luck ).but i still got charged for not having a ticket !

Answer 6

suck his mong and count your sheep.. i bet you wished you hadnt lied about the train ride now..............

Answer 7

jump!

Answer 8

They come.....they always come but you can pretend your asleep and sometimes they will just walk by

Answer 9

Lets hope so, why should they get away with shirking their duties, that's almost as bad as you not buying a ticket.  How did you get an internet connection on the train, that's a bit sus!

Answer 10

I doubt he will come by to check.  He's probably smoking a fat spliff.

Answer 11

He probably won't. At night, Hop on without a ticket and take advantage of your free ride. They are usually just there throughout the day.

Answer 12

Do you not have a ticket or something?  if you dont, just be aware that they might come, even if you dont think they are

Answer 13

Quite frankly no, however stranger things have happened.  At 03.40am this morning I was shunting trains at the station where I work night shifts. As an ex Gaurd, we always used to say the Inspectors do not like the dark as they seem to disappear anytime after 8pm and leave the ticket collecting to us Gaurds!

However, you should really buy a ticket still, if you had have been caught it is still a £20 fine to the next stop and the price of a single from that stop to your destination, or a £20 fine plus £14 administration charges, Plus the ticket price on top and a referal to fraud unit. Would it have been worth it??

Answer 14

its not 3:40 its almost 11 PM

and y r u on the internet so early??