Im doing this play about anthony and cleoptra....?

Question

I'm doing this play about Anthony and Cleopatra but in a more present ghetto version for school. I have this line were i say "what the h**l was this? I'm tired of this ghetto c**p," but my teacher said i cant use the word c**p or h**l. What should i replace these words with?

Answer 1

"What the heck is this? I'm tired of this ghetto c**p."

What can you replace c**p with that isn't more "profane"?

Answer 2

I don't do ghetto to well, but here goes...

Brother what the.....I am tired of this ghetto dirt