Im feeling kinda down?

Question

mainly cuz school started again so can u send me some jokes or funny stuff to cheer me up?

Answer 1

...Then get up.

Answer 2

Here is a riddle and a joke for you. Hope the joke makes you laugh!!!

If u have a mobile then its last digit multiply it by 2,

+5,

multiply it by50,

+your age,

+365,

-615,

THE LAST TWO NUMBERS IS YOUR AGE AND THE FIRST NUMBER IS YOUR MOBILE'S LAST DIGIT

Little Johny Wants to Get Married?

One day Lil Jony says to his father:

I want to get married.

Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?

Johny: Yes , Gradma

Father: What? There is a problem now, you want to marry my Mother?

Johny: Why not? You married my mother.

Answer 3

sry blondes but its just a joke

a blonde, a brunette, and a red head rob a bank. they run to hide in a barn and fing 3 potatoe sacks, so they go hide in them. when the police officer comes into the barn he kiks the bags to see what are in them. he kiks the red heads bag and she says meow so police officer checks the next bag and the brunette says woof woof. finally he kiks the blondes bag and she say potatoe. :D

another

there are 5 blondes and a brunette are on top of a mountain when a wind blows them off. they are only hanging on to a rope for their lives. suddenly the rope starts to break because the weight is too much. so the brunette says a long speech about how she will let go because her life is less imprtant and at the end of the speech the blondes clap.

Answer 4

I walked into a blacksmith the other day looking for a job, so he asked me if I'd ever shooed a horse. I said No but I once told a donkey to f*ck off.

Did you hear about the two TV aerials getting married?

I heard the wedding was awful but the reception was fantastic.  

Answer 5

jump up and down really fast

that helps me