Im getting calls from Imperial Majesty free cruise thing...?

Question

I want to make fun of them on the phone but dont know what to ask them... anyone know what i should ask them that they cant answer or anything like that?? thanks

Answer 1

ask...

Can I drive the ship?

Can I water ski?

Can I fish off the stern, is trolling ok?

Can I hunt sea gulls off the bow with a shotgun?

Can I bring my own toilet paper if yours is cheap?

Are your bidets heated? Towels thick?

Will my butler speak English?

Do the stewards bathe daily?

Are the ice cubes fresh frozen?

What brand caviar do you serve?

Who is your chef?

Will the cruise line limo pick me up at the airport?

ok, that's enuff.

Answer 2

How about, Can you show me some pictures of your ship or your cabins? Or how about, Does this cruise include all your food, your cabin, and everything, or do I have to pay for something? Or Am I free to do what I want, when I want on your ship, or do I have to attend something that is mandatory with this cruise?. These are really not funny questions, but I would like to know the answers to these anyways.