Im in Sandersville Georgia I dont see tanks but I heard on the radio russian tanks is invading Georgia!?

Question

Why dont the marines do anything? Are they all in Iraq why cant they come back to defend Georgia? Im afraid of the russians I also hear stories about rape. Please dont let us down Im very worried.

Answer 1

The tanks aren't invading Georgia, U.S.A. There is a country with the same name that borders Russia.

Answer 2

I'm afraid that Russia always gets what it wants! Duck and cover! :)):)):))

Answer 3

Why, it's all very serious. But if you have enough vodka "Stolichnaya", you don't have to worry.

( For the most educated person above: country Georgia is not in Eastern Europe. It's in the Caucasus next to Turkey).

Answer 4

The stories about rape are made up by the media to grab your attention. You should not believe everything you read on the Internet. Russians are handsome, exotic and very nice, I could not wait till they come to our town, our boys are busy hunting in Iraq and I am bored.  

Answer 5

The tanks rolled through last night while you were sleeping it off.  They are loading up on ships right now in South Carolina to head back to Russia.  Oh yeah, we have a new president too, Yuri Something, and the Congress will not be coming back into session.  They are all awaiting trial in Havana.

Answer 6

They're talking about a country named Georgia...

Answer 7

I hope you're kidding. I wondered if anybody would not know there is a country called "Georgia". By the way if anybody is old enough to remember the Beatles "Back in the USSR", the line " And Georgia is always on my mind" refers to the country that was then a Soviet Republic, not the state where Atlanta is.  

Answer 8

No worries, they were attacked by giant mosquitoes and forced to retreat into Florida.

Answer 9

We were gonna, honest, but then we heard they already took over the Dairy Lane restaurant, and couldn't see any other reason to respond, so we gave the mission to your local National Guard, as soon as they find their rifle, and a ride, they will be there... calm down, and watch some shopping network, or maybe do some Pilate's... or have a peach, yeah, there ya' go, have a peach!

Answer 10

You haven't seen them?? They are making a southern tour and stopping at all local Chic-fil-a's.  

Answer 11

are you stupid??? or is this a joke??? georgia the country!!!

Answer 12

This is a nice joke... The funny part is all the people that answer thinking that the post is real and they nag someone for being stupid  ... without noticing that the joke is on them ... :-P   good job itsadifference

Answer 13

I heard they stopped at Reidsville and Statesboro.

Answer 14

They stopped in Atlanta to refuel. The national guard will be there shortly they stopped to pick up breakfast at McDonalds and stopped at Subway and each bought a $5 footlong for lunch.  Russian tanks aren't suppose to be there by Monday at 5pm EST.

Answer 15

run redneck run!

Answer 16

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your cute

Answer 17

Google Georgia and see what happens.  There isn't just one so you don't have anything to worry about.  Except for maybe brushing up on geography and common sense.

Answer 18

YOU'RE A ******* MORON!!!!!!!  THEY'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE STATE,  GEORGIA IS A COUNTRY IN EASTERN EUROPE.  GOD DAMNIT YOU NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL!!!! IS EVERYONE DOWN IN GEORGIA THAT RETARDED!!!??????  HONESTLY, WATCH THE ******* NEWS!!!!!

Answer 19

Is their anyone in your entire civililisaton with one iota of sense?