Im in need of a good news headline for our website!?

Question

Hi,

One of the lads has just been made redundant/sacked from his job as a speaker technician (makes speakers). His name is 'Salt' or 'Salty' so looking for a bit of a pun for a headline to take the p**s out of him!

Guess the title should include Salty Sacked and Speakers, but anything will be good.

Thanks

Answer 1

Salty gets Sacked for Slacking on Speakers

Answer 2

"YO THIS IS IMPORTANT, READ IT"

Answer 3

Salty sacked with his speakers