Im kinda i little broke and i need to get drunk at a party. whats the best way to drink methalated spirits?

Question

Im kinda i little broke and i need to get drunk at a party. whats the best way to drink methalated spirits?

Answer 1

Scull it then swallow a match you idiot!

You don't NEED to get drunk and Metho is not a drink its a chemical, you will cause harm to your internal organs if you drink it.

If you're stupid enough to try then I hope you die.  

Answer 2

Mel is a bit extreme but right about the effect. You are bucking for a Darwin Award by planning to kill yourself in a spectacularly stupid manner.