Im stayin at my cousins atm and today my aunt(well my uncles wife) walked in on me while I was doing a poo?

Question

im so embarrassed she thought it was funny but she promised not to tell anyone

I farted too

Answer 1

hahahaaha

Answer 2

I'm sure she's just as embarrassed as you are.  Just pretend like it never happened, and lock the door in the future.

Answer 3

Eh, these things happen.  I doubt she'll go around telling people.  Walking around telling people that you accidentally walked in on someone while they were pooping doesn't hit high on the humor scale.

Answer 4

That's nice. Now everybody knows.

Answer 5

you will now remember to lock the door, or hold the handle...

or make some more noise!

One time, while i was younger, I was staying with a good friend and his family..him, his wife, his kid...the arrangement was i stayed in the unfinished basement, but came up for dinners....so I came upstairs, and was going to drop off the rent, she came around the corner and was completely naked!!!  ill never forget the look on her face, and seeing her body levitate off the ground...It was extremely embarrassing for both of us, then ultra embarrasing for me to tell my buddy i was staying with...

needless to say, even though i was homless at the time, I moved out just because i felt fairly uncomforable, and lived in my car for 6 weeks before i had rent money made.

just a side note to my side note...I found out a few years later she was CHEATING on him...man that was a shocker...anyways, as with anything, there was even more to this story, but im gonna leave it lay, since it is not pertinent to the discussion at hand...:) Peace

Answer 6

A f**t too?  What was it, a button on the bathroom door?  Like gas, this too shall pass.

Answer 7

Don't worry, "s.h.i.t." happens!

Answer 8

She promised not to tell anybody, then you posted in on the internet, lol.

Answer 9

So what?  Everybody does it.

Answer 10

Don't worry about it. I know it's really embarrassing but she will do her best to forget it and probably doesn't want you worrying about it either. Next time lock the door!