Im stealing this joke cos the original was too long?

Question

a guy goes to the hospital with a friend to visit someone and while they're on the ward, four scotsmen start quoting poetry and the first jock

starts with "water is the strong stuff it floats your whales and ships, the second jock chips in "water is the wrong stuff dont let it pass your

lips. the third jock does the same by adding "it wets your suits, it rots

your boots puts aches an aye ya bones. the fourth jock ends it by saying, "dilute the stuff with wisky laddie or leave it weel alone.

so one of the visiting pair asks the other, is this the mental ward,and

his friend says no its the serious Burns unit.

Answer 1

hahahah

BB_queen its because "burns" was a scottish peot!

Answer 2

Not heard that one before. Very funny with lots of smiles. It´s star time.

Answer 3

how is this a joke i don't get it and i read it like 5 times???

Answer 4

lol