Im working on a MOD for Sea Dogs. I need some good insults an evil witch may sling at a pirate she hates.?

Question

The pirate (captain Nicholas Sharp) Has temporarily rendered her powerless and is about to leave her marooned on an uncharted Island. What would such an old crone say? (humorous note, I am using as her voice a .wav file my ex wife once made.)

Answer 1

i know some good curses she could use

#1 may the weather dogs be chasing your heals

(weather dogs are twin pillars of rainbow like light on the horizon and always are signs of bad weather)

#2 may your bones never rest upon sand (and your body rot at sea)

#3 may the stars, sun and moon hide from your eyes

and the wind blow in your face  (bad weather &  no way to navigate, or move in the direction you wish to head)

#4  may your flag remain continually at half mast

(double meaning, you can figure them both out I'm sure)

Answer 2

May a thousand fleas nest in your armpits