Imagine you are in a deep sleep. Would be rather awake to someone peeing on you or punching you in the neck?

Question

You must choose one, and please explain your rationale.

Answer 1

I'll take peeing because urine is usually sterile and a punch in the throat could harm me forever.

Answer 2

Neck punch because you wont feel the full impact due to the sleep.

Being pissed on is just vile

Answer 3

I saw this happen when I was in the Army. The person who was peeing had been drinking heavily, went to sleep and walked over to a person who was asleep. Peed on him and was raising h**l. The person who was doing the peeing thought he was in the restroom quite apparent he was sleep walking. Not very funny to the person watching or being peed on until sometime later.

Answer 4

Rather have a s**y cow girl kiss me on the neck.

Answer 5

Neither thanks very much!