Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?

Question

Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?

Answer 1

Stay still and wait to see what happens. Hopefully they don't see you but, if you scream, kick, splash, or hit your dead. So of what i have heard.....

Answer 2

quit imagining

Answer 3

i stop imagining

Answer 4

You don't. The sharks will pull out your internal organs. I guess if you had a rifle or something you could shoot them. Other than that, you're a dead person.

Answer 5

stop imagining

Answer 6

i think people should stop imagine to read this question..

Answer 7

Throw all the other passengers in the sea first- the sharks might be full by the time you go in.

Answer 8

float on my back, start singing, and pray they go away

Answer 9

I don't. I just give up and let them eat me. x

Answer 10

i throw oxygen tanks into each one of the sharks mouths, say "blow up you son of a bi***" and when i get to the bi*** part i shoot the tanks with my rifle

Answer 11

survive as **** bits...

Answer 12

pray and swim.dont splash like a injured fish. hope your not bleeding

Answer 13

I'd let one off! That'd teach them not to mess with me wouldn't it? xx

Answer 14

Sharks aren't that dangerous to people... if you don't slash around on the surface looking like food they'll usually leave you alone... If they approach you usually a straight jab to the nose or a poke in the eyes scares them off.

Answer 15

imagine there is another boat next to the sinking one and jump on it. :-D

Answer 16

Be still maybe they won't see you and go away.

Answer 17

throw them my friends first so that they will be full

Answer 18

I would pull my miniature Chuck Norris from my pocket and he would roundhouse kick them into a tropical island where I would sip pina coladas.  

Answer 19

TAKE OUT YOUR MACHINE GUN AND SHOOT THEM ALL!!!

EITHER THAT OR WAKE UP!!!  

Answer 20

stop the boat from sinking

Answer 21

make friends with the sharks and get a ride home :)

Answer 22

get in the life raft, set off flares and radio for help

Answer 23

First things first, what kinda sharks are they because there are two major diffrences between the huge number of shark species

1 of them is a swimmer

1 of them just moans all the time

So my solution is as follows.

If it is a swimmer then i'm pretty much buggered cause i can't swim. So i'd have to ask it very politly if it would mind giving me a head start.

If it's a moaner i'll have heard it comeing a mile away so i'll of had plenty of time to escape.

I hope this clearly answers your question.