Imso drunk Ive got to keep one eye open - how many people have I pissedoooff do you think?

Question

I sure have made afew rude answers - my apologiess to the regu;ars - who do you fancy AT valencia?? goodnight now.

p.s. I am covered in barbeque sauce abd have ti be at work in afew hours - whoopie - I feel like ateensger again

Answer 1

Babes, where was my invite to this BBQ ?

You said, "bring a bottle and yourself and turn up" but you never said what time !!

Silly girl !!

Answer 2

Get In...... someone else living their life rather than settling for being alive.  I'm unusually sober for a sat morning. due to work. hope your not suffering too much today. bright side your not missing the racing.   have fun.

Answer 3

if the one eye thats open sees anything like BARS i suspect you've pissed off the popo

Answer 4

I was wondering how you managed to go to work... I hope you were feeling all right ;)

Next time be careful with those beers! (or wines... or martinis... or whatever you choose to drink :))

Answer 5

you're lucky my girlfriend won't let me drink any more.

Somehow the alcohol has an effect on the elastic in my underwear and I can't keep them on

Answer 6

Dingo!....."The pants go on the outside of your underwear"........(this is just a memo)

Answer 7

i love getting on the internet wasted

Answer 8

The DINGO ate your baby