In Need of Funny Golf Slogan?

Question

My boyfriend and I are a team in a tournament and we are designing shirts. Our Team name is Fore-Play and we need a catchy slogan to go under it. We have come up with Fore-Play, "Making balls hurt since '69" but are looking for other ideas to play around with.

Answer 1

Playing with our Putz (in yidish, Putz is slang for male genatalia)

Answer 2

Two somes, Three somes and Foursomes Welcome.  

Foreplay for me consists of two hours of begging.

Stiff shafts, soft balls and easy holes.

Answer 3

aiming/shooting for a hole in one

easier to hit it when the fairway's freshly trimmed

water hazard: beware of wet balls

make sure to cover up your wood

Answer 4

I assume this is a coed event of foursomes.

"Chicks with Di_ks" would be cute.

Answer 5

Fore-Play

"Put it in the hole already!!"

Answer 6

You should always finish in the hole.

The game isn't over 'til you're in the hole.

Answer 7

110% more "golf"

Answer 8

-Put it in the hole!

-Sneaky Long!

-It's in the hole!

Answer 9

When a player hits a putt wayyyyyy too long past the hole we say he has a case of DSB.  (Deadly Sperm Buildup which causes it to "go off in his hands")

Answer 10

Never up, never in

Shafts, balls, heads, rim-jobs, hookers, and holes... what are we doing here?

Answer 11

more than menage-a-tway

Answer 12

The Rules Of Bedroom Golf

1. Each player should furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls.

2. Play on the course should be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm

shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the shaft stiffness before play.

5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole

6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.

7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to the well formed bunkers.

8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played, or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage players equipment for this reason.

9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection

10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they considered to be a private course.

11. Players should not assume that a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play

when this is the case.

12. The course owner is responsible for manicuring and pruning any bush around the hole to allow for improved viewing of, alignment with, and approach to the hole.

13. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before attempting to play the back nine

14. Slow play is encouraged. However players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily at the course owners request.

15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match..