In Search of a Toasted English??

Question

You have got to hear this one.

I nearly split my sides with laughter this morning as I wandered around the Smithfield market in search of a toasted English.

They simply did not know what I was talking about. Hardly any of them spoke English anyway.

The closest I got was a cafe which brought me toasted bread spread with mustard. Thought THAT was a toasted English.

Can somebody tell me if there are any Brits still living in London and if so if any still run a cafe and dispense toasted English muffins for breakfast?

Answer 1

I thought smithfield just sold meat?  Maybe thats why you couldn't get a muffin!

Answer 2

I aint seen them anywhere recently apart from McDonalds! But for 60p you cant go wrong??

Answer 3

Yeah loads. Try asking for a toasted english MUFFIN next time and you may have more luck

http://thepeoplesforum.myfastforum.org/

Answer 4

lol

Only in my kitchen do I get a toasted muffin, or crumpets with tea.

Answer 5

most English people will look at you and ask - "... a toasted English............what?

you must ask for what it is you actually want toasted! Muffin, crumpet, etc

Cafe rouge (food chain)

do excellent toasted muffin topped with eggs benedict - superb!

Answer 6

You sound like you're toasted right now...

Answer 7

Hi, Sandra :)

I'm not a Brit, but I can share with you tasty recipes for Toasted English Muffin Topped with Grilled Beef Tenderloin, Poached Eggs and Bearnaise Sauce  and Toasted English Muffins with Cheese :):):)

Regards :):):)

Answer 8

aint seen em

Answer 9

WELL IT BEATS FRENCH TOAST?