In case you seen an alien getting out of a UFO what would you ask him?

Question

In case you seen an alien getting out of a UFO what would you ask him?

Answer 1

Do you know anyone took my laptop?, and leave this planet as quick as you can, this earth is not safe for you. suppose they understand english or my language.

Answer 2

Hey! Get off my lawn!!

Oh wait, that's not a question. How about, 'Where's your green card?'

Answer 3

Is there room for me in there? I want to get away from this planet!

Answer 4

did you bring the beer'

Answer 5

Can you teach me how to grow giant corn?!

or...

Did you have anything to do with the pyramids, Atlantis, or the cool stacked rocks?

Answer 6

Dude where's my car?

Answer 7

can i drive?

Answer 8

"Hi there.  Can I help you with something?"

Answer 9

"Dude where's my car?"

Answer 10

Hey can you order pizza in space...Would like pepperoni be like rocks form mars?

-They better answer 2:)

shannan<3

Answer 11

"what took you so long my brother from another mother?"

Answer 12

Do you speak english?

Answer 13

You got anything out of this world that won't show up on a p**s test?

Answer 14

Can you speak English?

Answer 15

i would ask him, will you date me?

(:

Answer 16

Where HE came from and how WE got on earth!

Answer 17

omg is it cold in space?

Answer 18

You exist??!

Then I'd run for my life and take therapy lessons hoping to ease the trauma.