In order to bulls*it a paper i need some ideas that i could call my toughest physical moment?

Question

if its funny you;ll get the 10 pts

Answer 1

Being in labor.  Especially funny if you're a guy.  

Ok for real, you should say when you were playing football as a kid, this really long pass came your way and you had to stretch out parallel to the ground in order to catch it.  but you did and you won the game.  

Answer 2

having to pee really bad in a car with a lot of people in it and you're not driving is always a winner

Answer 3

How about something about getting your **** stuck in a girls *****

Answer 4

How about your birth?  It was dark and you couldn't see a thing.  You had a crushing headache like someone was squeezing your head.  Then your whole body felt like it was being squeezed by a boa constrictor.  You heard voices and cries, and it frightened you.  You tried to take a deep breath, but it was impossible.  You were soaking wet and didn't understand why.  Before you knew it, your head was free and not hurting anymore.  There was light, but you could only see shadows.  It felt like someone was pushing you out of the grip of the boa.  Suddenly, something whacked your bottom and you could take a breath.  You were so relieved you cried for joy.