In the event of a dangerous hurricane, what is the procedure in your city for a mass bowel evacuation?

Question

In the event of a dangerous hurricane, what is the procedure in your city for a mass bowel evacuation?

Answer 1

My cities procedure for a mass bowel evacuation is that we all flush the  toilet at the same time.

Answer 2

Depends

Answer 3

Isn't this question a little irregular?

Answer 4

Put your head between your knees and kiss your a** goodbye!

Answer 5

Go north, to Cleveland, where it really doesn't matter.

Answer 6

if evacuation is eminent...I choose e***a

Answer 7

mass bowel evacuation?

Good call.... when we all collectively **** our pants.... I Love the play on words!!

Answer 8

Lots of fiber.

Answer 9

i take metamucil every day and have never had a problem with a mass evacuation.  

Answer 10

Don't all flush at once or there will be major flooding!!