In your opinion, what would be the funniest way for a person to die?

Question

Funniest / strangest.

Yes, a person's death is no laughing matter... but every now and then you hear about that one special incident wherein somebody dies and you just can't help but laugh at the story or reason why.

Answer 1

death of laughter!! cant breath so they just keal over and die!! :D

Answer 2

not that i got anything against Angel Locsin's ex, but who would ever sit on the balcony railing 9 stories high? his foot gets caught in a plant box, he loses his balance, falls, and it was a tragic death... it's the strangest i heard of because a person in his right mind in that situation would think "hmm, i might fall down like humpty dumpty".

the hi-jacker who jumped from a plane with a home-made chute was actually pushed by the g*y flight attendant. i was listening to the radio when that happened and i couldn't stop laughing... hehe...

Answer 3

When they're riding a motorcycle on the freeway, they fall asleep at the wheel and crash into George Bush's limmo. idk

Answer 4

driving while intoxicated

or being run over by an ambulance or funeral car

Answer 5

In the act and the man undergoes cardiac arrest because of too much s-excitement.  A very funny and shameful way to die, specially if the partner is other than his wife.

Answer 6

While having s*x...ha...

Answer 7

when someone forgot to breath...

Answer 8

Overdose on Viagra. Closed casket obviously

Answer 9

Can't think of a thing.  I also fail to see humor in the example's given.

Answer 10

what about someone who is watching a comedy then suddenly he has a heart attack...

Answer 11

Elvis died on the toilet.  He was the King and died on the throne

Answer 12

Guy chased by naked girls on roller skates, off cliff( monty Python meaning of life.)

Answer 13

a guy eating a balut throws his head back to "drink" the juice out of the exotic food, not being aware of the nail hammered only halfway into the wooden street lamp post, died of a fatal hole in the head (hitting the brain)..  nasteeeey lol

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this one's rather long, but i really found it funneeeeee! lol (i wish i could say it in my language. it would have been funnier :p)

the roads in Baguio are zigzags and most are beside cliffs; deep and shallow one's. there's this man who rides his bike everyday to get to places. he always wears his jacket backwards.

One fateful morning, he met an accident and his bike threw him onto a shallow cliff. Two Igorots (no offense, the story just goes like it is) saw the incident and rushed on to help the man.

One of them said, "Pare, Kristiyano ta! Inta tulungan! Piman!"

[<"Dude, we're Christians! Let's help him! Poor man!">]

when they got to where the man is, the other guy said, with an accent the Cordilleran people have, "Pare, kakaasi met! Natiritir pay ti ulo na!"

[<"Dude, how pitiful! He has his head (he meant the neck) got twisted!>]

, not knowing his jacket was just worn backwards!

so what one did was grab the man's head on it's sides and --- yeah, twisted the head to turn it "back to how it was and should be." and that's what REALLY killed the man

OUCH!!! lol

:p

Answer 14

DEATH DUE TO CHOKE WITH HIS OWN SALIVA... how about that?? lol

Answer 15

undignified ways to die

- hang gliding at the fourth of july

- wearing clown shoes while walking through a mine field at night

- mooning some cannibals who haven't been fed

- approaching a chopper while walking on stilts

Answer 16

There are a series of books called The Darwin Awards which is about funny ways that people have died. Check out their website!

Answer 17

IMAGINE an old hag drug lord, who makes his living by selling cocaine to the slums of manila, operating illegal gambling operations, buying corrupt cops, and trafficking innocent girls who mostly are minors to different part of the world to become s*x slaves and laborers, suddenly caught fire with in his Louis Vuitton Jacket by accident... causing his untimely death...

I would laugh so hard, it's almost guilt free....