Inconspicuous cat name?

Question

I'm trying to hide a new kitty from my landlord, who often walks by all of the apartments. I was thinking that it might be best to name it after a household object so it won't sound to suspicious if anyone walks by. Any ideas of good names that won't stand out?

Answer 1

Give it a people name so the landlord thinks you're talking to someone.

Answer 2

I would give it a name that is not said on TV a lot, that way if your cat meows every time it hears it's name then it won't meow if the landlord walks by. I have personally named my animals after movies. I have a dog named Tramp and if i had to hide him then i could call him by saying the title of the movie (Lady and the Tramp). I have three cats named Muffy, Joker, and Oreo. If it is black and white, then name it Oreo and it will sound like you are going to get an Oreo cookie. Hope I helped!

Answer 3

Are you going to do baby voices at the kitty? Most pet owners do, including myself. So, unless you usually talk cutsie to Fridgy or Salsa, this might be a bad idea. What happens when you get caught and he gives you the ultimatum of moving or getting rid of the cat?

Answer 4

I too am hiding my two kittens at my apartment because they charge way to much for you to have animals here ( 250 dollar deposit and 50 extra a month) So we named them people names our boy is Eban and our girl is Una. Just pick a persons name thats a really good idea.

Answer 5

i agree with the person who said give it a person name so the landlord will think ur talking to someone. watch u dont get caught with it. someone could tel on you so be careful!

Answer 6

this is a hard one i agree with the people names. name the kitty after people on your favorite tv show or radio show. i just think it would be strange if you are sitting there talking to the stove or fridge lol

pepsi or cola

cheeto and frito

our cats are mickey mouse and princess tinkerbell

Answer 7

How about "Yummy" people will just think you are enjoying some tasty food!

Answer 8

Biscuit, Cookie, Sugar, Coffee.

What will happen if the landlord finds out?

Answer 9

I wouldn't really recommend this, but you could name the kitten a bad word, like "sh*t" or "f*ck", then when you have to yell at the cat people will just think you use very bad language, and maybe you've dropped something heavy on your foot. :P

Answer 10

How about Mittens?

Answer 11

Sunshine.

That way, you can just walk around saying "Hello, Sunshine!" like the old ad that was on TV years ago, and he'll just think you've gone nuts.

Answer 12

I also like Sunshine  :)

But if you do get caught and he is mad, tell him they each have the same name and maybe it will soften him up a little...

Answer 13

Sweetheart, Baby or Sunshine, like that person said :)