Inspired by TD, I now have a few questions about poetry. Can you tell me where I can find the answers?

Question

Questions

by Elaine P

1. Is it iconoclastic to rhyme "plastic" with "elastic?"

2. Does it fuse, does it break?

3. How do I tell real from fake?

4. Does this one need attribution?

5. Punctuation (! , ; . --) is that a solution?

6. Why does he spell the word both ways?

7. Is THIS a word or slangy phrase?

8. Do I need a dash or comma?

9. Does this one make you want to vomma?

10. Where's the line between poem and pome?

11. Is it time yet to go home?

Answer 1

There is absolutely no way to compete with Buk's answers.

Fun read...thanks for the smile.

Answer 2

Elasticized plastic, re- fused to fake

so...retribution or attribution...???!!!

and yes, the gray dawn was indeed grey

crappy as some may say

while I have to dash, a pause

for applause...."cause"

dry as the day does heave

this poets pome,  is a poem

with no home!

Search the east, the west and even the north, but please stay away from the southside of Chicago!  You will find your answers!  Meanwhile, I am trashing my answer!  lol

Answer 3

You have achieved true comedy, Grasshopper.

Answer 4

i think you should also consult with Jeff and the Intergalactic Society of Poet Marshalls...seeing if your colon is blushing maybe a little awkward at times.

Answer 5

This is completely brilliant, and funny. We should make a poster of it and hang it in the communal dome. We annoyingly constantly somber poets should have something to make us laugh. Thank you for lightening my day, and my mood.

Answer 6

1. Is it iconoclastic to rhyme "plastic" with "elastic?"- No, it's desperate.

2. Does it fuse, does it break?- Fusion has made many men break.

3. How do I tell real from fake?- The sniff test.

4. Does this one need attribution?- Credit is not due.

5. Punctuation (! , ; . --) is that a solution?- It's a freedom

6. Why does he spell the word both ways?- His duality leaks through

7. Is THIS a word or slangy phrase?- There are no words, only letters and lies.

8. Do I need a dash or comma?- The colon blushes

9. Does this one make you want to vomma?- My acid reflux is in check

10. Where's the line between poem and pome?- I'm standing on it.

11. Is it time yet to go home?- The GPS is broken for a reason

Answer 7

This was really great and i was hoping to get the answers to them all and with everyone i got a laugh and a smile ..Thanks Elaine.

Answer 8

TD still has not discovered himself, that's why people move to California, to find themselves and he is stuck in the Midwest somewhere, over the rainbow.  

I must confess, Buk stole all my answers.  <grin>

Answer 9

You quack me up!!

Good luck in finding the answers to these very important questions...It will be a life long quest, I'm sure.

Answer 10

answers.com

Answer 11

Give the points to BUK, Grearest answer I've seen today anywhere.

Answer 12

100 POINTS TO BUK.Great question,I laughed out loud.Laughed even harder at his answer.