Instructions to pee standing up?

Question

Ok, I never really use the urinals to pee standing up, so can someone give me step by step instructions to pee like that from standing there to unzip how to get your weiner out of briefs/boxers/boxer briefs and so no one sees my weiner to when I'm finished.

Answer 1

 yank it out and pee on wall

Answer 2

take your pee pee out of your superman undies, stand facing urnial, pee pee, shake your pee pee to get out all excess pee, place pee pee back in superman undies, zip up pants (or velcro)

Answer 3

unzip ur fly pull out your p***s and aim 4 the urinal just pee

Answer 4

pull it out, show it to everyone in the bathroom, then pee on the floor.