Insults and Comebacks?

Question

how do people think of comebacks in 2 seconds and i take like 2 years?"

Answer 1

Help me!! my sis always calls me fat and ugly, the only thing im good at is singing , i try to blow that up in her face but it doesnt work!! shes twevle and im 10 HELP!!!

Answer 2

That has not been my experience, great for when people are making assumptions that are general.

Answer 3

here is one that is good for ANY insult given to you:

shut up and go away i have better things to do than listen to your ugly and stupid face.