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BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.

HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,

Peter?

PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

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  1. they all r gr8

    i lovd them

    cant stop laughing


  2. awesome!

  3. Very nice....actually almost all i laughed

  4. Well after all them my answer will look like nothing.

    They were all awesome.  

  5. COOL!!!!!!!

    they made me laugh

  6. yeah these r very interesting............

  7. ★~★~★~★~★~★~★~★~★~★~★~★~★~★~★

    lolz..good job!

    ★~★~★~★~★~★~★~★~★~★~★~★~★~★~★

  8. FEW MORE FOR YOU........

    U love someone

    U marry someone else.

    The one u marry

    becomes ur wife or husband

    And the one u loved

    becomes the password of ur mail id"

    ______________________________________...

    There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

    There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.

    ______________________________________...

    Three dreams of a man:

    To be as handsome as his mother thinks.

    To be as rich as his child believes.

    To have as many women as his wife suspects...

    ______________________________________...

    Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.

    If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.

    ______________________________________...

    Generation Next Motto: Neither we will marry nor we'll make our children do

    ______________________________________...

    What's the diff between Medicine & Liqour?

    Medicine is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date

    Liqour is like a wife, the older ot is the better it is.

    ______________________________________...

    New way to propose a girl...

    I had spent many sleepless nights thinking of you and i don't want my son do the same for your daughter. So lets make them Brother and Sister.....

    ______________________________________...

    The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed

    it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!!

  9. lol very good!! I gave u a star *** :-D

  10. I have a few favorites

    BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

    GIRL : How soon??

    MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,

    Peter?

    PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

    Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"

    Pupil : "A teacher".

    Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

    Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

    AND MY ALL TIME FAVORITE

    Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.

    Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"

    One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

    i think those were the funny ones  

  11. good...

  12. PAL...

    i just NJOYED it.. its superb and u really deserve a star.. cant stop laughing.. all r real gud ones.. and this is d best i've read dis week..

  13. 3ajeeb! they are really funny, where'd you get them?

  14. THEY WERE ALL AWESOME, DUDE!!!

    THIS IS THE BEST ONE I HEARS THIS WEEK!!

    STAR FOR YOU(DUH!!!)

  15. coolllllllllll

  16. lol

  17. like it!!

    love it!!

  18. not a single of these is new, disappointed :(
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