Interpret my university dream please!?

Question

I dreamt that I was starting at Goldsmiths University of London (where I am starting in a couple of weeks) and on the first day we were put into forms like at high school, and in my form was Charlotte Church. That evening there was a party for our form to get to know each other, and she sang a couple of songs.

I posted on the university forum "Charlotte is a queenwhore mirror" when I meant to type "Charlotte is a very nice person", and she saw this and I had to explain what went wrong to her.

The next day classes began, and I was always unable to find the rooms I was supposed to be in, and had to ask people for help, then I was always late for class.

All my teachers were the teachers I had at college for the past two years, and I saw the principal of my old college waiting in the lobby of the university for someone, and he recognised me.

I was waiting for a teacher once with Charlotte Church, and there was an upright piano there, so we started playing on it. Then a teacher came and told us to stop so we did. Then my teacher (who taught me at college for the past two years) came and said he sent the class away and gave them work to do at home...but he didn't tell me what the work was. Then a black man came and gave him a booklet which was being given out to all memebers of staff.

Then I woke up.

Also, in the grounds there was a small lake, and six men dressed in bagpipers clothes constantly patroled it while playing a tune on tin whistles.

Answer 1

You are obviously taken with Charlotte Church and would like to meet her.  Posting that she is a queenwhore mirror represents two things I can think of.  First, that you would be so nervous in her presence that you would say some crazy thing, and Second that you would want to distance yourself from her because you would feel so nervous.  (Do you usually sweat bullets when you are around beautiful women, like I used to do when I was young?)  Not finding your way around school is also an expression of being nervous, but about school.  The teacher stopping you from singing with Charlotte sounds to me like simply that this kind of thing never goes on for too long in a dream, so either the scene suddenly switches or something else stops it.  Maybe if you were Paul McCartney the song would go on as in reality until its true conclusion.  The black man giving your teacher the booklet - I don't know - are you going to be on the staff?  The patroling bagpipers playing on tin whistles (penny whistles?) are certainly a come down from Charlotte Church and probably means you don't really know where you fit in on the musical spectrum.