Last night I was on the couch watching Dancing With the Stars with Goubla, who has been betrothed to me since I was 7 years old. One thing led to the other, but I was surprised to discover that Goubla has been wearing a chastity belt. It's not just one of the leather ones either, there are like cast iron plates. I'm surprised I didn't notice it when she wore a bikini last Summer, although she is morbidly obese. Does anyone have experience with chastity belts? I have already tried a crowbar and some bolt-cutters.
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