Invitation wording for a Camo themed shower

Question

I'm MOH in my friends wedding and the bridesmaid are throwing them a Couple's Shower. The theme was originally Luau and we were going to ask everyone to bring a recipe and dry ingredients as a present to pack the couple's pantry (groom's last name is Perrin). here was the original invitation wording

Splash in the waves or bask in the sun

Come join us for some tropical fun

Wear a lei or grass skirt if you dare,

Bring a recipe and dry ingredients to share

With the married couple to be

And help us pack the Perrin pantry!

However, the groom suggested doing a camo-themed party instead, which we all decided would be more fitting because the other two bridal showers are more girly and this one is more for the groom.

So my question is how can I reword the first three lines of that invitation wording to fit a camo-theme? Or do you have any other suggestions for a camo-themed party invitation wording?

Answer 1

Be it GI Jane or GI Joe

the army is the way to go

Some drive a Hummer through Iraq

But we have a pantry to pack

Wear camo.  This shower's for the pair!

Bring a recipe and dry ingredients to share

with the married couple to be

and help us pack the Perrin pantry!

It's a couple extra lines but I hope this helps!