Irish Joke........?

Question

Just for fun.........

The journey from Belfast to Dublin was a long one and the train was late. (very late). Just before it reached Dublin, the ticket inspector checked the tickets of a woman and her son. "the lad looks too old to be on half-fare" he said. The mother replied, "but he was young enough before we started"...............

Answer 1

Haha! Heres one for ya...

A Kerryman and his friend were flying to America on a four engine jet plane. An hour into the flight an announcement was made by the pilot "One of our engines has failed, we will be delayed three hours". A short while later a second announcement was made "We regret that a second engine has failed; there will be a delay of six hours". Not long after this, a third announcement was heard "Our third engine has failed, there will now be a delay of nine hours". The Kerryman turned to his friend and said "If that fourth engine goes, we'll be up here all night" !!!!!

Answer 2

brilliant Irish wit

Answer 3

lame....

Answer 4

Nice one. Here are a few more.

SHORT IRISH JOKES

His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan. "Did she say anything before she died?" asked the sergeant. "She spoke without interruption for about forty years," said Finnegan.

An IRA man shows up at the pearly gates and St. Peter comes out to greet him. St. Peter takes one look and says "I don't think you can get in here.The IRA man says"Who wants in? You've twenty minutes to get the *#!@ out!

"Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?" asked President Franklin D. Roosevelt. "Do we now?" came New York Mayor Al Smith's reply.

Seamus do you understand French, I do if its spoken in Irish.

Two Irishmen had just won $5000,000 in a lottery. Having a pint in a pub Tim say to Sean, what about all them beggin letters, Sean replies, we'll just keep sending them.

What have Irishmen and Jesus Christ got in common?

The both lived with their mother until they were 33 and neither had a job.

How do we know that Christ was Irish?

Because he was 33 still lived at home thought his mother was a virgin and she thought he was the son of God.

Paddy was rather sad after viewing the body of a dead atheist.

"There he was. All dressed up and no place to go."

Paddy was walking through a graveyard when de came across a headstone with the inscription "Here lies a politician and an honest man."

"Faith now," exclaimed Paddy, "I wonder how they got the two of them in one grave."

Seamus was getting irate and shouted upstairs to his wife," Hurry up or we'll be late."

"Oh, be quiet," replied his wife. "Haven't I been telling you for the last hour that I'll be ready in a minute?"

Two lawyers standing before an Irish judge got into a fierce argument.

At last one lawyer lost his temper and shouted, "Sir you are the biggest fool that I have set eyes on."

"Order, order," said the Irish judge. "You seem to forget that I am in the room."

Incomprehensibly, the last coach of the train on a normal route kept getting smashed up by vandals. A porter came up with an idea.

"Why don't we leave the last coach off!"

"Well, Mike," said the doctor. "I can't quite diagnose your case. I think it must be the drink."

"Sure, that's all right, doctor," said Mike. "I know how you feel. I'll come back when you're sober."

She followed her husband to the public house. "How can you come here," she said, taking a sip of his pint of Guinness, "and drink that awful stuff?"

"Now!" he cried, "And you always said I was out enjoying meself."

Why does it take five Irishmen to change a lightbulb?

One to change the bulb. Four to remark about how grand the old bulb was.

"I hear Murphy died, " said Pat. "Was he ill long?"

"No," said Mick. "He died in the best of health."

First Irish Farmer: "My cow fell down a hole and I had to shoot it."

Second Irish Farmer: "Did you shoot it in the hole?"

First Irish Farmer: " No, in the head."

O'Connell was staggering home with a small Paddy in his back pocket when he

slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running

down his leg.

"Please, God," he implored, "let it be blood!"

Answer 5

good

Answer 6

Gggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhh...