Irish humor,what are the latest jokes going around the Republic?

Question

Irish humor,what are the latest jokes going around the Republic?

Answer 1

Make fun of George Bush and Tony Blair they really hate them.

Answer 2

A little reminder to England prior to their 6 nations rugby match against Ireland in Croke Park.......................................

Ireland could be without O Driscoll and Horgan for Englands visit in 2 weeks. 2 players who most teams would struggle to replace. That said England could also struggle as they will be without the machine guns and armoured cars from their last visit to Croke Park!

Answer 3

the price of a pint! 5 euros

Answer 4

this yank on holidays here in Ireland hes from Texas and hes down in the west where he comes across an farmer digging potatoes in his field and the yank says "in Texas we grow potatoes as big as baseballs " well said the farmer "over here in Ireland we grow them to fit in our mouths"

Answer 5

How do you get 10,000 Englishmen into a phonebooth???

Tell them it's not theirs!!!11 ;-)

Answer 6

what are you eating?

A POTATO

HAHAHAHA