Is Aunt Jemina married to Uncle Ben?

Question

They look made for each other, don't they? with the big built orange box and the curvy amber figure..

what about Pillsbury doughboy and Sara Lee..are they getting it on in the oven??

Answer 1

I think Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben went on and produced rice cakes together.  The Pillsbury doughboy and Sara Lee have gotten it to rise on occasion and have a bun in the oven.

Answer 2

pillsbury dough boy is the domestic partner of the michelin man, come on you couldnt tell he was g*y

Answer 3

Jemima and Uncle Ben were married, but due to difficulties, they had to seperate.  Cardboard and Glass just don't mix, it seems.

And pillsbury is too much like a child... we'd have to take Sara Lee in for some sort of violation of the law.  She'd have to fight with Betty Crocker to get him, anyway.  That's one messy kitchen!

Answer 4

I think aunt jemimA might have too many curves for uncle ben I mean its a kinda hard life together

I always thought the pillsbury dude was adorable I'm so mAd he's taken by a bread girl no less doesn't he have any taste!!!!!

Answer 5

errr...sure

Answer 6

They are married but she's getting some on the side from Mr. Peanut.  Who can resist that monocle???

Answer 7

wow you need a hobby....

Answer 8

yup like Ketchup and Mustard

Answer 9

What about Woodsie the Owl and the Hooter Girls?