Is Being A Proctologist All It's Cracked Up To Be?

Question

Is Being A Proctologist All It's Cracked Up To Be?

Answer 1

At least [financially] they COME OUT smellin' like ROSES.

Not to mention: They can never say they worked "their" @$$'s off!

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Answer 2

Cracked up, I get it....cracked up....@ss crack.

Answer 3

http://www.ehow.com/how_2154135_become-p...

Here's a link to the educational path one would need to take to become a proctologist.  Your days will consist of seeing patients in the office, doing procedures:  colonoscopies, and going to the OR to do surgery.

Answer 4

colons are where the money is. Cracks are for quacks.

Answer 5

Haha!! That's great. I'll have to use that sometime. ^^ lolz

Answer 6

Hmmmm, crack

Answer 7

LOL!...

..i never quite heard it put in like this before...

great input ((8))!

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Answer 8

Obstetricians really deliver.

A podiatrist's job is a stroll in the park.

A pediatrician has small rewards.

Cardiologists get to the heart of the issue.

Being a gerontologist really gets old.

A parasitologist's job would bug me.

Gynecologists are prone to pussyfoot around.

And a proctologist's job really is all it is cracked up to  be.

Answer 9

It's a tough a$$ job butt someone's gotta do it. Besides, the pay's not too crappy. And in the final anal-ysis, even a$$holes deserve love. Procto's got my respect.

Answer 10

I hear it's as good as hitting a hole in one everyday, well, 3-4 days out of the week, anyway.

Answer 11

Absolutely. There is nothing like staring down some a$$ for 8 hours + a day.

Answer 12

Absolutely. There is nothing like staring down some *** for 8 hours + a day.

Answer 13

They must rear-ly like it or they wouldn't do it.

I hear that some prefer to use the trademan's entrance .

Answer 14

yes, you put your finger in it i mean on it

Answer 15

I don't think I have got the fingers for this vocation.

Answer 16

It's a tough *** job butt someone's gotta do it. Besides, the pay's not too crappy. And in the final anal-ysis, even a$$holes deserve love. Procto's got my respect.