Is Cap'n Crunch a Pedophile?

Question

What is it with Cereal Cartoon Characters? They all have some serious issues that need to be dealt with. For Example;

1. Tony the Tiger - Egomaniac, Over Achiever

2. Toucan Sam - Flighty, g*y

3. Trix Rabbit - Thief, Kleptomaniac

4. Snap, Crackle Pop - Sibling Rivalry, Identity Issues

I have more, but I want to see if we think along the same lines. You can repeat some of the ones I used. Any Ideas? Any thoughts?

Answer 1

I think Captain Crunch might be a cereal killer.

Answer 2

You have some issues, ever think about therapy? I bet you had a lot of brothers and sisters when growing up. I bet you never got the toy surprise in cereal box.

Good luck and happy therapy.

Answer 3

well, its true that some of them have negative aspects. for example, the cheeto guy i'd also say is a pedophile, like barney, and i'd say the kool aid dude doesn't have anything negative.  i guess it depends on what point the creator wants to get across. people dont' usually over-analyze it like you do.

Answer 4

they are all pretty much retarded like the kids that eat their cereal

Answer 5

5. Honey Nut Cheerios Bee - Health nut who is violently anti-smoking, drinking and is very much like the Kellogg who founded a sanitarium that espoused enemas.

6. Frankenberry - Depressive with major self-esteem issues.

7. Count Chocula - Addiction issues

8. Sugar Bear - Womanizer, closet homosexual.

Answer 6

I am way out of my leage here. Couldn't think of a thing.