Is Chuck Norris the reason that there is rice in China?

Question

Is Chuck Norris the reason that there is rice in China?

Answer 1

I think he goes over there after each harvest and kicks the grains free from their coating. The ones he doesn't kick remain brown rice and the others become white rice.

Answer 2

there is absolutely no reason y chuck norris would be the reason 4 rice in china. rice has been around 4 billions of years, chuck has only been around like 50 years.

Answer 3

Is it? I mean...what on Earth? Has rice got anything in common with Norris?

Never heard of such a thing.

Rice was in China way long before Norris was borned.

Answer 4

Chuck Norris is the reason for EVERYTHING.

Answer 5

why yes why do you think there beans in mexico

or frankferters in germany

Answer 6

I wouldn't care to speculate that Chuck Norris is wrong - about anything.  If he thinks he's the reason for rice in China, let's just kind of let it go and let him think that.  Okay?

Answer 7

Chuck Norris is not the reason that there is rice in China.

Chuck Norris is the reason there is so much rice in China.

Having just invented Kara-te, Chuck was strolling about the ancient Chinese countyside when he spotted a plant growing in a low, wet spot. Chuck Norris sampled the grain growing upon the plant, and decided that it was good and wholesome, satisfying to Chuck Norris' hunger.

Looking around and seeing no more of the plant around, Chuck Norris bent down close, close to the plant, and whispered "I'll be back... and I'll be hungry."