Is d**k Cheney really Luke Skywalkers father?

Question

Is d**k Cheney really Luke Skywalkers father?

Answer 1

Yes, but that movie about him is innaccurate because he is never going to get redeemed, and he is actually the master. Everything else was true though.

Answer 2

No, Luke Skywalker is a fictional character.  d**k Cheney unfortunately is the real face of evil, however he does "operate from the shadows" and the "dark side" and breathes and sneers like Darth Vader.  I wish he would wear the mask too.  I get sick of seeing his disgusting smirky face spewing out lies and propaganda.  

Answer 3

Dude. Vadar was good at one point.

Cheney is Lord Voldemort.

Answer 4

d**k Cheney is what happens when Satan ***** a goat.

End of story.

Answer 5

Yes, but without redemption.  He has said too much to go back on his words, he isn't just fighting Luke Skwalker, he is fighting Americans!

Answer 6

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