Is Dr. Suess responsible for childhood mental atrophy?

Question

There once was a guy named HP

Who decided to be funny

He whipped out his pen

And he tried once again

But since he always wrote such serious and life reflective “stuff”, everyone took him serious and posted responses of sadness covered in gloom draped in tragedy and awash with tears.

Brighten up HP

Lighten up HP

No more dark HP

Something sweet HP

Get over it HP

I guess Dr,Suess had it right on the money…

Those d**n star bellied sneeches

Answer 1

lmao.

OK HP!

I blame it on TV!

Well, everyone is different we all view things differently.

Patience is virtue HP!

luv ya, gotta go!

PS What are "star bellied sneeches"?

Answer 2

Seuss nothing! simple math: eg dark +light + huh? + deep + X = Jellz

Do your own math.

I'm with CS on this one.

If the dark comes......sing

If the light follows......sing

If confusion pursues....sing

If the deep beckons....sing

If the unXplained occurs.....sing

Just let the tune be yours

In all its harmonic glory

and

The sneeches in their breeches

May they ever be attached to leeches

The feeches of these creeches

Will inevitably fade like bleeches

So there!

Answer 3

I'm gonna say no.  I think the good Dr. had a good deal to do with enhancing the mind as a child.  Challenging a young mind to see things in ways that he/she normally wouldn't get the chance to do... or were you being ironic?

Answer 4

Not at all.

This message just in:

I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees.

And for this poem with words such as these.

Why be so gloomy, so sad, and so dark

With more laughter you'll soon hit the mark.

Signed The Lorax (no stars on thars)

Answer 5

Actually, HP sauce is one of my favourites....

Answer 6

"1 fish 2 fish red fish blue fish"

Sing the blues or the Hallelujah chorus, I don't care which, just sing, dammit!

Answer 7

That Grinch is a d**n good opportunity for good-good, or bad-bad....

And ya missed one....get a grip, HP

Answer 8

That would Be "Doctor" to you,

and should we find him guilty of mal practice?

Oh but NO!!

And  by the way  - NO I do NOT like your hat!

Now .. what do you think about that??????

Answer 9

Doctor Seuss had it wrong. lif isn't all good cheer and things, and kids need to learn that.

Answer 10

Dr. Suess is not responsible for any child mental atrophy!

take me for example.. i never read Dr. Suess and it was nvr read to me my whole life! i still became retarded! why is that?