Is England the most laughable national team in the history of football?

Question

- pathetic performances

-losses at Wembley to just about any team

-1 sad debatable world cup at home

- no European cups

- no other cups really

-Rooney's face

-deluded fans that think their team is destined for greatness LOL

and the funniest thing yet to come: by the looks of it, a certain absence from the WC 2010.

English are such _________

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Answer 1

Im an england fan, and i have to say i am disappointed with them. Home losses are generally unacceptable with the squad available. i dont think you can really call the world cup win, england were the best in the world then. No european cups although come close, but yes there have been some shockers, such as euro2000. No other cups really, well there arent any! although we did win 'le tournoi' many years ago lol. Rooneys face luckily has no relation to his skill and ability. fans are deluded, but i think it is often the desire to win, combined with the fact that we see english players week in week out playing well that makes us think we can and should do well. There are many problems with the english team, lets hope it can be resolved

Answer 2

English are such n00bs!

Got some of the greatest players yet can't manage to qualify for any tournament. Wouldn't be surprised if it didn't make it to the 2010 WC.

Answer 3

when australia start doing something then please feel free to comment if you have nowt constructive to say turn off your pc that assuming its yours or have muumy and daddy gone out and left you too it i suggest you try some p**n sites you sound very frustrated

Answer 4

Yes, they are the most laughable team. Off the pitch, they are portrayed by the media as heroes, as players who are unbeatable and are the greatest in the whole universe. Just by looking at how the players are being portrayed in the media is enough to make any teams in the world shrivel in fear.

However, when matchday comes, there's nothing else to be afraid of as all those images in the media turn out to be artificial and unrealistic. On the pitch, these overpaid and overrated players cannot match a single iota of their images in the media where they are portrayed as the greatest and invincible team.

Goalkeepers are making blunders even a monkey playing football won't make (remember Seaman's blunder in 2004 which resulted in a goal from a corner as well as Paul Robinson's "bouncing ball" blunder in Croatia?)

Defenders are so clumsy and slow, and they get credit just because of their luckiness (John Terry's 10000000 last ditch clearances that have been saving England's face so many times)

Midfielders are being chosen based on their reputations (Even though Beckham is still good in free kicks, he's simply useless when there's no free kick)

Strikers cannot score goal at all. They come in various shapes, colors, heights (Michael Owen, Heskey, Crouch) but they are all united in their diversity, they are united by their same inability to score goals.

In the end, to complete your sentence, England are such overpaid players who don't deserve of what they are getting, and all of us cannot be blamed for saying this. Our mindset will only be changed if England can finally deliver at the international scene, perhaps they could start by qualifying for the next world cup, and then go beyond the quarter finals. That's all we are asking for.  

Answer 5

Of course they are. They have won just one world cup and even that time they were the hosts. The English are a bunch of deluded fools who think they're the greatest team on this planet. GUESS WHAT: YOU'RE NOT  THE BEST. Idiots.

Answer 6

Yes! (well at least in Europe), they are cocky, even with their teammates!

Answer 7

Yes.

Answer 8

4 English teams qualified for the champions league final but failed to perform during world cup 2006 and didn't qualify Euro 2008, just because too many overrated super star players like Rooney and Lampard, also no good striker, captain kept switching here and there, no consistency, England team are such useless.

Answer 9

No I think that is Scotlands title.

Answer 10

losers is the word i think your looking for. they have they talent but they couldnt even make it into euro 2008 finals.