Is God a threat to the American way of life?

Question

d**n, seems like thats the only way i can get your peoples attention nowadays. Anyhoo, I had the idea of fashioning a pair of conch shells into a set of headphones, and i thought that would look pretty cool. then i learned that its almost impossible to get left-sided conch shells out of nature. so now im asking for ideas on other random objects that i could turn into headphones that would look cool. That, or a solution to my conch dilemma,

Answer 1

Is God a threat to the American way of life? - No way, God is the  answer.

Answer 2

Keep that junk off your ears,God dont like it

Answer 3

Maybe a different kind of shell?

God shouldn't be a threat; either you accept God in your life, or you don't. Simple as that.

Answer 4

to answer the question, God is not threat to anyone, people are a threat to themselves. God is God.

Now your conch shell problem-just mount them both right and let the vibrations come through. Very unique.

Answer 5

i dont think it is