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Is God an <span title="ape?........................?">ape?........................</span>

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Being as we are the fifth ape and evolved is God still in a primitive ape like state after all if he made early man in his image he must be like a chimp

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Man is evolving much faster than god. If god too is evolving there is no point in holding on to old religious texts. They are too primitive. That could be the reason God sent his last messenger 20 centuries ago. Now with what face he could come to the world and teach. It is a miracle that despite of of the useless books and hackles man has evolved much.
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a chimp would find this very insulting...
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Yes, logically, if we are in god's image, he must be in ours, we are apes, therefore god is a fish.

Well, that's about as logical as theology gets!
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Who were the first 4?
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No but you could start up your own religion and worship whatever you fancy Bubbles the chimp would make a cool jesus h christ
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LOL Yea
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You should be ashamed of yourself.
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god is whatever your imagination fancies

for me god is a zebra
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I think you misheard

god is AGAPE not an ape
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Yes in fact his real name is Donkey Kong
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Im a Nihilist but if there was a god i think he would just be a petulant kid who wants to play with the older kids and instead is left alone with his universe were he takes his frustration on us,his playthings...
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No. Are you?
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There is no god but we all evolved from apes.
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Yes he is an ape I have a picture of him to prove it right here...

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3469515264/t...

For the non believers it's just because you are blind and not enlightened yet.
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Don't be silly.
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Poorly thought out question. Either you believe that God exists and we were created or you are just an atheist that believes we came from monkeys and is trying to troll your way into pissing Christians off.

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God is a D.J.....
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Do not insult chimp because they look after their children kids very well

where as god/goddess do not care for his own creation.
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God is God

a Father

a brother

a leader

a dr.

love

peace

compassion

HONESTY

sacred and honorable

and is to be respected and feared ..

and you showed have enough

respect for those hoo believe to know that

that isnt right..

and yah i think you are just trying to tick off christians..

WELL CONGRATS YOU JUST TICKED ONE OFF

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LOL,

No
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that's a very silly question, nearly all christians don't believe in evolution
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Hahahah ! =))

I 100% agree with you! ;)
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Gods are the creations of apes. They are our stories and play things.
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A sausage methinks.
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Once again taking for granted that something has evolved when there is no fossil evidence supporting it. Species adapt or die. It is those adaptations that Darwin noted. Darwin, not being a scientist but a cook on a merchant vessel.
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god is like a giant beard who lives in the sky with superpowers , he does not like people stealing apples from his garden and has strong veiws on g*y marriage , when he comes to earth he appears as a bush that is on fire and more recently as morgan freeman in the film bruce almighty
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