Is Iraq pregnant yet?

Question

Seriously, we've been in there for five years now and refuse to pull out. I don't think we've been using adequate protection. Iraq hasn't had a period (of political stability) in quite some time. Is Iraq pregnant?

Answer 1

There may be a hormone imbalance.  Perhaps we should go in there with a big shot of ESTROGEN.

Answer 2

Ha, youve got too much time.