Is LORD LUGAN STILL ALIVE?

Question

Is LORD LUGAN STILL ALIVE?

Answer 1

No. Lord 'Unlucky' Lugan fled from England to avoid prosecution and imprisonment for failing to have a valid television licence. 4 years later, he met his death in the forests of the Congo when, late at night, he mistook a female gorilla for his old friend, Lady Forsitt-Inkwik. He attempted to indulge in sexual intercourse but the gorilla was otherwise inclined and crushed him to death.