Is My wife the ultimate eater poem, entertaining

Question

While my wife was changing channels

All nice and warm and in her flannels

She wonders what they all are doing

With all those dogs that they are chewing

I told her that the sport is new

But it does draw quite a few

It seems it is the newest craze

I think they starve themselves for days

She says she thinks she wants to try it

But after that, she'll have to diet

I think for all the things she's done

Watching this, should sure be fun

She's warming up, she's up to twenty

If it was me that would be plenty

I think she is a great dog eater

I start to think that none will beat her

Then she got tied at sixty-eight

But she had one more in her plate

And when she swallowed sixty-nine

Behind me sprung a scary line

But with that she nearly fainted

Maybe one was kinda tainted

But when they told her she had won

She barfed them up, till there was none

Answer 1

I'm not a personal fan.

Answer 2

It's a little silly, but it made me laugh.

Answer 3

Of course, me being a bit slow, I was horrified at this.....I thought you meant there was a programme from China showing dogs being eaten..Doh!

What a lovely, light-hearted poem.  It's amazing what we all choose to make the subject of a piece of poetry....not seen this one ever before.

Well done.

Answer 4

That is an awesomely groteque poem. But I loved it.