Is Obama from the federal government and is here to help us?

Question

With a tip of the hat to Ronald Reagan's oft told one liner joke...

Answer 1

His social and economic policies are to America what FEMA was to Katrina.

Only making matters worse...

Answer 2

Yes.  And the check is in the mail.  I won't put it in.

Answer 3

RONALD REAGAN IS DEAD ladies and gentlemen

His policies still live on but we're in the process of doing something about that too.

Answer 4

It all depends on your point of view, doesn't it?

To some people, the idea of suckling at the teat of government is comforting.  They want a Nanny State, they want government to take care of them because they just know they can't do it themselves.

And then there are those of us who want government to get the h**l out of our way, we are adults who can take care of ourselves, thank you.  I've got my own children to raise.