Is Obama the Anti-Christ? I have the answer!!!?

Question

People have been running around, and fretting over whether Obama is or is not the Anti-Christ. You may now be at ease my dear friends, because I have developed a system to put an end to all speculation! Your anit-Messiah checklist is at hand.

Handy-Dandy-Anti-Christ checklist:

1. Worshippers.

2. Priest/Priestess

3. A Temple

4. Supernatural power

Let's examine data, and see if Obama meets this Anti-Christ criteria.

1. Worshippers-yes

We have seen them. They scream. They cry. They write songs for him. They mindlessly repeat his speeches ("Yes We Can" reference). They are without a doubt his worshipers. Here is audio from an Obama worship service http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO_eE21r8r4

2. Priest/Priestess - Yes

This is obvious. We all know Oprah is his high priestess. However, what most people don't know is that Obama has more priestesses as well, including actress Halley Berry. With this comment, Obama will without a doubt promote her from being a mere worshiper to priestess, "I'll do whatever he says to do. I'll collect paper cups off the ground to make his pathway clear."

3. A Temple - Yes

http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives2/2008/08/021336.php

4. Supernatural power - Yes

Obama loves to use his mind controlling powers to make simpleminded women faint at distances several feet away. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vACOtmwckGc

I’ve hope this test cleared up any uncertainty.

Answer 1

Stop and think before you make such ridiculous comments.

1. This is NOT a joke or riddle.

2. There is no such thing as a anti-christ.

3. You have WAY too much time on your hands.

BTW, I'm detecting sarcasm here. Not Propaganda!

Obviously you did not read my answer. I detected sarcasm. If you want to get a real rise- post this in the Religion and Spirituality category.

Answer 2

thanks

we needed that

Answer 3

lol i get it and there is such a thing as a anti-Christ, have you ever heard of the devil?