Is Santa a Green Traveller?

Question

We all know Santa travels on a sleigh pulled by reindeer.

Is this a Green mode of Transport?

Or is this a cruel mode of Transport?

What Greener way could he travel?

Answer 1

By catching a bus or train,the reindeer he can set free.

Answer 2

yes Santa a Green Traveler but it is far from ideal because some countries especially Pacific nations don't have any native hoofed animals so the reindeer will cause erosion. personally i think Santa should move to the foot falcon(walking), he could use the exersize.

Answer 3

no i saw a commercial ad which show santa use finnairways and it is financed by him.

Answer 4

high altitude compost that gets driven into the ground with the fall

what could be better

if it lands on the heads of the skeptics i guess

if he want to go faster he feeds the deer beans

Answer 5

Reindeer methane factories, i did not realize they were such polluting creatures,Santa will have to humanely put them down,which Republican Senator will pass that as law i wonder?

Answer 6

"His mode of transport is actually an improvement over what he used before.  Prior to cruelly exploiting reindeer-Americans he used enslaved elves to pull his sleigh around as he encouraged shallow consumerism with all those toys.  While I was inventing the internet, I made repeated trips in my private jet with the environmentally-friendly wind up champaigne dispensers to act as an advocate for the elves.  I am not pleased with Santa's alternate choice, but it the lesser of two evils.  Ideally, Santa should be doing what I advocate for all People Who Arent Me, and that is living a green lifestyle by giving up all comforts and technology to live in miserable poverty so there will be more for me."

A quote from AlGore in his recent speech given at a meeting of the "Left Handed Transvestite Stockbroker Abusers Union To Gain Extra Priveledges Organization for The Advancement Of Subetherial Alternative Humans for Buddha."

Answer 7

According to Cheech & Chong, they only need "Magic Dust" to travel around the world in one night. If the reindeer are having a good time, that's cool.

Since Santa does his work at night, solar power is not a viable option.

Answer 8

Since it has been shown that animals like cows are the major contributors of methane to the atmosphere, we can extend that to reindeer, so this way of travel is more "brown" than green.

Answer 9

Santa and the Easter Bunny aren't real.  They were just made up by big department stores like Macy's to sell expensive toys and teeth rotting candy to little girls like you.

What do Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and "Diamonds Are Forever" have in common?  The worlds three most successful advertising campaigns.

Answer 10

h**l no.  Reindeer are methane factories.  Those eight farting machines are spewing green house gases out at high altitude across the globe.  Their footprint is probably quadruple Al Gore's dashing about in the Gulfstream from one GW gala event to another GW gala event.

Answer 11

THere isnt any other way.. he has had reindeer forever and thats the way it will always be. Animals will always be here also ... and I dont think they are causing the pollution either. Its man that is doing that. Quit pickin on the animals..