Is There A Spell To Turn You Into A Mermaid. ?

Question

yes there is... on the full moon i did the spell in the bath and the water bubbled 4 a couple of secs and then the nxt day ( i live by the sea)

i walked down to the sea on my own and i dived into the sea wid my clothes on and the i crew Scaly trunks.

Answer 1

I wanna see the scales.....

Are you SURE they're not barnacles?? (lol)

Answer 2

Kewl.

Answer 3

... i shall slap you now *slap*

Answer 4

Awesome, what's the spell?

Do you have gills?

Cause that would be cool!

Answer 5

again...(huh)?

Answer 6

yeh corse there is..

repeat after me

'abra cadabra change me into a mermaid'

taaaaa daaaaa!

Answer 7

Dishonesty is SOOO unbecoming.

Answer 8

*snort*

Dude, a little Oxypowder in the laundry will get those scales right off your trunks.

Answer 9

Grow up! Mermaids are Manatees. Big fat Puppy dog like Manatees. You are naive. and gullible!

Answer 10

yeah rite

Answer 11

ed, you've got too much time on your hands.  Find something to do.

Answer 12

i very much doubt that:)

Answer 13

Calgon gets rid of limescale..

Answer 14

Did that spell involve smoking a lot of 'magic candles'?

Answer 15

No there isn't !i