Is There Any OTHER Reason Not To Fix The Toilet Seat With Krazy Glue?

Question

My not too happy wife wants to know.

Answer 1

What the ----? lol

Answer 2

I would rather see something that jumps out and GRABS you in the right place...

When the toilet seat is left UP!!!!

(((evil laugh)))

{{Eight Track}}

Answer 3

I'm not certain I understand the question.

But, if the toilet seat is broken, a replacement can be purchased for $7 to $10.

If the toilet seat is broken, it can be repaired with super glue, which is the same thing as acrylic nail glue.  You have to be quick, and precise, because it dries fast.

If your question was intended to be a smart alec reaction to a marital dispute over your inconsiderate and unhygienic bathroom use, and you're trying to find out if there's any reason not to glue the toilet seat to the toilet bowl, then the only reason one may not want to do that is because it'd be impossible to clean under the seat.  And, that would be truly disgusting.  I wouldn't want any part of me that close to the funk that would breed under there.

If you don't know how to use a bathroom like a responsible adult, I think she should just get rid of you.

Answer 4

The underside will be harder to clean. Try conducting all of your business with the offending seat in a sitting possition hense rendering the seat unoffensive to the otherwise unhappy wife.

Answer 5

Don't be cheap.  Toilet seats cost $25.  

Answer 6

Because Crazy Glue can dry out over time and fail.  This will happen under stress, which means someone, maybe yourself, will get a really nasty, painful, ugly, scar producing pinch that will be difficult to explain.

This may even happen on your most sensitive bits.

Answer 7

Very tacky!

Inappriopriate...what if nasty icky germs seep into the glued part! Yuck!

Answer 8

Another reason not to fix the toilet seat with Krazy Glue?  So that your not too happy wife doesn't become your vengeance seeking ex--wife would be the first that would pop to my mind.

Answer 9

The primary reason being that your a$s wil stick to it?

Answer 10

No.... and your avatar is hilarious ;)  

Answer 11

This seems like a perfectly reasonable solution to a single guy.  That's one reason I am now single.  

One of the hassles about being married is that life is no longer this simple.  Take the garbage (please take it out while you're at it).  No, I couldn't just take it out to make the little lady happy.  I had to replace the platic bag with the right replacement bag and wipe the inside of the kitchen trash container to an antiseptic glow (you had to make sure that you could eat off the thing - or voila, your next meal may actually be served inside the trash container).  

That was just the tip of the iceberg.  When the little lady gets to looking at new colors, that meant that somebody was going to be painting the outside of the house soon in the july heat.  Don't argue about it - just do it (trust me, you will lose the argument, feel like a fool, and go crazy if you try to buck the system).

So the ignition switch on the Cadillac wears out.  No big deal:  You take two wires off of it and patiently explain to the wife how to connect them when she wants to use that car.  It's no big deal!  That is, it is no big deal until the wife finds a way to scew it all up and set the car on fire at the same time.  Should you have dashed down to buy a new ignition switch right away?  Well of course, but men are procrastinators - we are simply not made any other way.  Women have a way of making us feel guilty about our procrastination and have no sympathy for the normal guy who is simply a perfect model simplicity and the general human condition.

So, when you look for that tube of Krazy Glue remember that you are putting your relationship into real jeaopardy.  Easy solutrions will be treated harshly and you will probably be a single guy like me in the very near future.