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Is This True You know you're getting old when....?

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- When your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

- When your doctor doesn't give you x-rays anymore but just holds you up to the light.

- When a s**y babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest you.

- When you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.

- When your wife says, "Let's go upstairs and make love" and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"

- Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

- When you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

- You know you're getting old when your semi-annual erection becomes an annual semi-erection!

- You and your teeth don't sleep together.

- Your back goes out, but you stay home.

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  1. =D


  2. haha yerp their good ones

  3. Ahahaha, nice list! Really funny. My favorite is the x-ray one. Thanks for sharing!

  4. lmao

    You're the best.

  5. Lol...that's rather funny dear...

  6. lovely! thnx for postin this!

  7. 8 of those apply to my granma. is she old? she sure is....

  8. so true!

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